Friday, April 08, 2005

New York City, thou art a cruel mistress

It was the best of times, it was... well... the best of times. It was a trip to rival all trips and NYC is still trying to recover from our torrid week long love affair. For those of you who don't already know I went cavorting about in the city that never sleeps a couple of weeks and have just now fully recovered from the experience. Before I go any further I have to take a moment and thank our overly generous host Mr. Tim Aumiller. Some of you out there might be asking yourselves, "Who is Tim Aumiller?", well Tim is a multi-talented writer/director who lives in lower Manhattan. He also happens to be the fine gentleman who directed and cast me in the thrilling K-State production of "The Shape of Things". Tim's friendship was the catalyst for this whole expedition and I am forever in his debt.

Now that I have thanked the man who made it all happen I have to move on to my virtuous traveling companions. New York is a cacophony of sights and sounds but its not nearly as fun when you don't have anyone to share the experience with. Thankfully I was accompanied on this voyage by two truly unique individuals: Mr. Bret Palmer and Miss Jenny Yankey. Bret, star of stage and screen and bass player for the Ice Cream sandwiches, and the beautiful and brilliant Jenny are both future fashion icons, gifted improvisational performers and wonderful traveling companions. I was ill prepared for just how entertaining the NYC experience was going to be with these two brightening every moment of the trip.

I haven't the time nor proper vocab to fully describe the adventures that we stumbled into while gallivanting about town. I will say that we covered most of the island from the top of Central Park to the tip of Battery Park. Along the way we did the museum thing, did some shopping, saw the World Trade Center site and spent some time in the rain in Times Square. In addition to that we hung out with Conan O'Brien, met Clive Owen and had dinner with Ryan Adams in a tiny Indian joint on the Lower East Side. Throughout the week we took any opportunity to interact with the many denizens of the city that never sleeps. So I would like to take this opportunity to extend some thank yous to: the nice lady on the subway who overheard our drunken improv and suggested some hangover cures, to the homeless person on St. Marks Place that I said "high five" to, to the super nice security guard in Rockefeller Center that flirted with Jenny and gave us directions, to the guy who looked like Einstein who gave us a twenty minute lecture on fashion and diet in the Virgin Megastore and last but not least, Megan, our friend at NBC who did everything she could to get us on the Conan O'Brien Show. I should also take a moment to apologize to the random New Yorkers that fell for our various improv performances. I am sorry that you were duped, because we are in fact not Broadway performers nor are we friends with Brad Pitt but thanks for believing in us, it was fun while it lasted.

This is about all the time I have right now but please take some time to peruse the photos that follow this post. Make sure you click on them to see them in their full glory and thank you in advance for spending your precious time. It should be noted that most of the photos were taken by the incomparable Jenny Yankey and represent just the tip of the photo iceberg. It should also be mentioned that in several pictures Bret and I are displaying a little thing we invented called "The Reach", which was created in an attempt to provide a little variety to the numerous pictures. When I get a chance I will post Jenny's polaroids which include a certain Conan O'Brien doing "The Reach", so stay tuned. Before I go I just want to thank once again Tim Aumiller (your generosity has not gone unnoticed), Bret Palmer (you are truly one of a kind and a constant source of amazement) and Jenny Yankey (what can I say? NYC was very kind to us, I'll thank you for real later).

With all that said, I bid you adieu and goodbye and leave with this quote again because it is oh so appropriate:

"Never go on trips with anyone you do not love"----Ernest Hemingway

Thursday, April 07, 2005


just a reminder before you view these pictures, please turn off all cell phones Posted by Hello

relaxing in Tim's apartment after a hard day of charming the masses Posted by Hello

Grand Central Station welcomes us Posted by Hello

Rockefeller Center, our home away from home Posted by Hello

the one-man NYC welcoming party, Tim Aumiller Posted by Hello

our first night and first meal in the city, pizza in a renovated church Posted by Hello

showing off "the reach" in Central Park Posted by Hello

on the steps of St. Patrick's Cathedral Posted by Hello

our shadows will remain Posted by Hello

getting some work done at the Blueman offices Posted by Hello

The pinnacle of our shopping, the Prada store in Soho Posted by Hello

recharging at one of ten thousand midtown area Starbucks Posted by Hello

Loading up on caffeine in Federal Plaza Posted by Hello

Taking in the sights at Battery Park, Statue of Liberty in the distance Posted by Hello

Wednesday, April 06, 2005


Our first night, Jenny says hello to New York Posted by Hello

In the city that never sleeps Posted by Hello

relaxing in Central Park Posted by Hello

Jenny shows off her "Conan Polaroid" Posted by Hello

making drinks with our happy host Tim Aumiller Posted by Hello

Bret and I in the role of art critics at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Posted by Hello

Bret w/ hat, during our final delirious day in NYC Posted by Hello

midnight in a perfect world Posted by Hello

Is it raining again? Posted by Hello

Eating Indian food in a galaxy far, far away (somewhere on the Lower East Side) Posted by Hello

Times Square beckons Posted by Hello